I have come to the same conclusion.
You are a wonder of science. Might I interest you in filling out a few forms?
You sure are cheery. It is extremely pleasant to see a human who isn't intent on destroying everything.
I am no such thing!
Happy birthday to me!
"Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song