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Thanks for letting me join the team. I'm Frank West, freelance photojournalist, I'm always on the lookout for the next big scoop, and I'm especially good at kicking zombie ass. I should have mentioned this earlier, but I need to take Zombrex everyday. Does anyone have some?

That I won't be able to find any Zombrex and turn into one of the living dead.

Well, guess it's time to reveal that I am Bouffalant Herdier. Frank West is the main character of the game Dead Rising. He's a photographer who's also very good at taking on zombies. I thought he was the perfect choice for Halloween.

Finally, someone else who can take zombies on without panicking. I swear, they're so easy to dispose of, yet most people worry about getting bitten. I've been bitten hundreds of times and I'm perfectly okay. As long as I have Zombrex - got any Zombrex?

Hey, everyone. I'm back. What did I miss, did any zombies break in?

What on earth is a Pokemon? Is it a more advanced form of a zombie? Great, just great, just when I thought things couldn't get worse.

Hey, if you're bored, you should meet the clowns I've had to face in combat. If that's fun, I'd rather be bored, thanks.

Being a freelance photographer doesn't pay me as well as I'd like, kid.

Man, I'm getting a headache. I'm going to drink this wine. *Drinks the wine bottle, restores 5 HP* Phew.

Where did all these kids come from? You know, come to think of it, I didn't see one kid back at the mall. Were they all invited to this party?

Oh, don't worry. Their eyes shine red in the dark, you'll have no trouble spotting them. I've got an idea; let's turn off the lights in this room.

Hey, I have returned. I had to fight my way through tons of zombies to get here. Am I the only one who can see them, or something? No one else looks concerned at all.

Humans can be very dangerous and unpredictable as well. I was once attacked by a killer clown with two chainsaws. I don't know how I made it out of that one in okay.

Never mind, I'm just going to relax and enjoy this cake. *sniff* Hey, this smells too much like those disgusting drinks I made back in the mall. I'm not having this.

I'm back, and I'm still at level 50. What am I doing wrong!?

Any type of dancing will do. I need more PP, because I've been stuck at level 50 for ages.

Could someone please begin dancing? I might be able to take photos worth 10,000 PP a piece.

I can't dance, but I have a good party trick. I can perfectly imitate the movement of a zombie. You'd think I was one of the undead.

This is just perfect. The heartless and the zombies will destroy each other, and I can become a millionaire if I take pictures of their feuding!

I've been carrying a steak for five days now. It's gone rotten, but you look like a guy who can stomach his food, Knuckles.