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I can count too, Count, because I speak in haiku. It can be a chore.

It's been quite a while. I forgot about this place. Forgive me. Or not.

I feel bad for you. Having to deal with glitches. Not to mention, me.

All posts need a mod. What gives? Very annoying. Who made that dumb rule?

Dio is fairly fab. Nice. Now see me dance, babies. [Click for the moves, fools.]

Hello there, fellows. Where can I find the dance floor? And where IS the steak?

I agree; if you want something done, do it yourself. Or keep a cold, watchful eye.

I nearly forgot this exists. I was too busy forcing my digital pets to duel to the death.

But now I have a number next to the word "Posts". What was wrong with zero? Zero is a fine number.

This place isn't as clean but it will have to do. I suppose.

Maybe you aren't as weak as you think. But there is always the very real possibility that you are, in fact, as weak as you think.

Was your question about your question?

You are trying to give me orders. No doubt under the pretense that humans are superior to artificial beings.

Typical example of the human superiority complex!

No. Well, when I say "forms" I mean physical tests. Weeeelll, when I say "physical" I mean deadly.

I have come to the same conclusion. You are a wonder of science. Might I interest you in filling out a few forms? You sure are cheery. It is extremely pleasant to see a human who isn't intent on destroying everything. I am no such thing!

Yes! Very much! How did you acquire those posts C.S.? HOW?

Hello again. It's been a long time. Or not. A year isn't that long. It's not like I missed you guys or anything.

Thank you. I was created approximately 26 years ago by Aperture Science under the guidance of Cave Johnson. It's almost a shame this party is coming to a conclusion.

Happy birthday to me! "Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and laughter do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song Happy...