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Okay, if we have Ride Pokémon, I better damn well be Flying on a freaking Golurk because anything else is just wrong.

Golurk. I finally got my Riser back!

Favorite: Ceruledge and Nymble. Ceruledge because it looks amazing and it's part Ghost. Nymble because I caught a random shiny. Least: Anything overly aggressive that attacks me for no reason other than I exist.

The annoying thing about Nymble is that they run away. I nearly lost a shiny Nymble when I first started Violet because it tried to run from me and very nearly succeeded. (I caught her, though.) If you think 5 Star Raids were bad, the special 7 Star Raids are worse. Don't attempt to try them in...

I tried to breed an Inkay for trade on X. The parents farted out two shinies in ten Eggs. No females so no, I couldn't trade. #FML While in the Synchro Machine on Violet, I was trying to get the "Beat 10 Pokémon in Auto Battles" BBQ while in the Savanah Biome. My Golurk, Riser, was putting the...

Polar. Aw yeah, Golett and Golurk, just chilling. Nothing better than that!

Aw, congratulations! They are so adorable! Managed to catch a few shiny Voltorb during the outbreaks, along with a couple of shiny Hisuian Voltorb. While trying to get to an outbreak, I spotted and caught a random shiny Hoppip. DLC wise: I was using the Synchro Machine with my Golurk, Riser--I...

Since Megas are back: GAMEFREAK, GIVE ME A MEGA GOLURK.

The Marvels. So. Many. Flerkin. Cats! 10/10

Loud throat clearing AKA that "Haaaaauck!" sound people make before spitting. The first time I hear it, I want to physically tear my ears off. The second time? I want to start throwing hands. I may have misophonia and that may be a trigger noise for me.

"Hey, honey! I just grabbed your nuts!"

Cute but it's never found a place on my team ever. Veluza

Probably.

glares in shiny Nymble

Dude ate a poisoned peach. Or something.

Mine was pretty much guaranteed with the trailer: we're getting Golett and Golurk back and I need my sweet Automaton children.

Aggressive Pokémon. I officially hate Tauros and Girafarig now. Online Tera Raid Battles. Why do I have to select the same move FIVE TIMES IN A ROW JUST TO NOT ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING?!

My first four attempts netted me Piplup. Number five was a Lonely Nature Chimchar that I gave his HA and used for a successful shiny hunt in October. (Took me FOUR FREAKING GAMES but I hatched my little raspberry monkey and he's coming with me to Blueberry Academy!)

I thought Rika was transfemme and Grusha was enby. In my headcanon, Penny is a lesbian and she's my in-game wife. Do not judge me.

Not quite as hot and humid.