I give that person a drink of water, because it looks like they might need it. Then when they're distracted, I run away. I run very far away.
V will have a fight against the Witch Queen from Ōkamiden:
I offer Alduin an apple in this trying time. It seems to subdue him a bit, or at the very least confuse him.
V will have to fight the Quaggled Mireclops:
Instead of squashing the giant rotten tomato with the wooden chair next to me (as would be the logical thing to do), I invite the tomato to sit down in said chair, so we may have a little chat about our differences & settle this peacefully.
V will face off against a Rhydon.
I throw the book Small Engines: Operation and Service by Jay Webster at it in the hopes that the door portal (doortal?) man becomes too engrossed in the subject matter to eat me into another dimension.
V will face off against an evil version of themselves.
I use my radiator to reflect the Dalek's extermination beam. I then hoist the radiator over my head and beat the Dalek senseless with it.
V will face Darth Vader.
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