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^ was flushed down the toilet by airline staff. Ninjas slain ^, beheaded ^, and them drank the remains.

^ was trapped in a sturdy wine bottle and then got submerged in alcoholic fluids until ^ drowned; thereby turning ^ into habushu.

^'s desperation for a partner lead to him clinging on to a furry dakimakura... stuffed with explosives.

^ was accused of witchcraft, then got burned at the stake. Afterwards, the ashes were snorted by a drug addict.

Godzilla and his friend Anguirus just happened to resurface on that area.

Who knew human skin would make a good appetizer for dogs?

Their passion of swordplay was swiftly turned against them like a double-edged sword, with the blade facing the countenance having sliced the frontal lobe of ^'s head with the grace of a butterfly... ... ...and the mess of a smashed beehive.

^ was executed by Galarian police because Muk aren't allowed in Galar and yet someone mentioned a Dynamaxed Muk; and thus someone pointed to you as a scapegoat.

Internal parasites devoured ^'s organs till they were nothing but decayed, rotting flesh and skin.

The sheer loneliness of being the strongest warrior, without anyone to challenge his position due to being defeated/dying immensely quickly; left him with a derelict, unfulfilled feeling. Said emptiness invalidated whatever pride he once felt as there was simply no one else who could even push...

^ was zapped out of the bridge, got stabbed by a branch, and then got eaten by a mountain lion and a bear.

^ had their limbs chopped off one by one; had their entire body washed over by manchineel tree sap, was then force-fed manchineel fruits, and then swallowed box jellyfish, got smashed in the groin by a sledgehammer, and them promptly got eaten by a carnivorous plant.

As it turns out, Wonderland was a dying dream that shielded ^ with a facetious, child-like whimsy. The moment she woke up? It was but the hereafter; materialized in a guise most cozy for the homesick, yet futile girl.

^ fed a wolf pup chocolate. The pack of wolves then interpreted that as an intentional poisoning, and thus, ^ was subjected to a brutal mauling during nightfall; and the killing blow was a forceful dumping of boiling chocolate straight into ^'s face.

^ just so happened to meet a person who greatly detests terse prose. They were then strapped into an electric chair and were forced to write fanfiction. For every sentence that lacked enough context and wording; they were promptly punished by a thorough, but non-fatal shock. The fatigue of...

The orcas got ^. They got him real bad.

The wildebeests stomped all over ^

The orcas messily devoured ^ after they flipped ^ out of a chunk of ice they were stranded in.

In hindsight, people shouldn't just look both ways, but also at where they're actually walking. Manholes exemplify the excruciating feeling of Mother Nature claiming more victims through the harsh mistress that is gravity.

Unfortunately, ^ happened to encounter someone who really wanted a new furcoat...