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As toast pointed out: she's easily the most physically threatening and Pokemon combat-ready of the Team Star bosses... but simultaneously also the one probably with the least intent to genuinely kill anyone; let alone try to harm anyone willfully. If it were up to me and I'm a trainer, then I'd...

Ninja'd. Banish them to hell with a pentagram.

Reduce ^ into a limbless, defenseless ball through magic

Hand ^ a totally untampered, generous serving of moonshine.

Fart on her where it hurts the most.

Rip off ^'s trite white mane with force using robotic crepe-like arms.

Take it on a trip to Jollibees.

Said little girl with superhuman abilities finds herself helpless in the clutches of the supernatural, in which she not only gets soundly defeated by demonic crown magic and ghosts, but also gets trapped in a haunted painting with no apparent way of escape.

Set things up so that ^ would investigate the case of the Mokele-mbembe instead.

I use quote-less italics in dialogue to indicate thoughts. (Strange odor... But it never masks the smell of manflesh! Suppertime!), < violently shocks ^ to unconsciousness, before extending its neck to reach and swallow ^

Lead ^ into believing that < is a costume, before gorily devouring them all alive.

Befriend ^. It seems to be a character of the ""Shadowed Face, Glowing Eyes" trope, and those tend to be endearing to me.

Jokes on you; I live in a coastal area.

"Oh, Pele... God of Fire! Show us your-ah... Aw, it's all gooey..."

Make friends with him, instead.

Kill its firstborn child in front of its eyes; and probably reenact the previous nine punishments.

Summon a unicorn to violently impale ^

Probably just accept the madness and embrace it; even though it involves what's basically the 'Charizard/Lucario/Gardevoir' of the Ghost type.