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Granted. Unfortunately, you always wake up an hour later than you intend to. I wish for orange juice.

Granted. You burst into flames. I wish for more apples.

Granted. You become so chill that you cannot differentiate right and wrong. You eventually commit an unspeakable crime, all the while thinking what you did was perfectly fine. You receive the death penalty. I wish I had some tea.

Granted. You wish for me to be rich. I wish I didnt run out of lotion.

Granted. You get nothing instead. I wish for my headache to go away

Granted. It stabs you, somehow. I wish my sick cat would get better.

Granted. The wish can never be used. I wish Legos weren’t so expensive.

Granted. Upon eating the potato bread, every nuke on the planet proceeds to detonate. I wish I had better luck finding materials.

Granted. You I wish for a mathematically perfect quartz crystal, 2 inches tall, .5 inches in width and length, and perfectly symmetrical .

Granted. You explode. I wish that I couldn't be cut.

Granted. However, you can no longer attempt to create paradoxical wishes. I wish for a frog

Granted. Unfortunately, due to the overwhelming power of this thread, this post has an effect. You are banished to the Distortion World. I wish I hadn't burned my tongue on oatmeal

I wish I could find the charger for my Nintendo Switch

Granted. Your fingernails, however, are extremely brittle I wish I had food right now.

Granted. You drop your pie. I wish for money.

Granted. You can never die, and you find that mere existence is pain. I wish I would stop running out of balls in GO

Granted. You die. I wish I could catch a shiny Sableye in GO

Granted. One person has a Mimikyu theme, while every other member of BMGf has a Shedinja theme I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted. Your home is now filled with Vulpix plushes, to the point where you can no longer go inside. I wish HD wasn't banned

Granted, but he never posts anything I wish I had more Sableye plushes