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  1. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    Someone ordered a solid gold escalator to the moon earlier this year, that was pretty expensive. Also, have you seen how much the Grinch charges?
  2. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    Suuuuuurrrrrre? *quietly asks the next passerby who that is* I mean, we were on a budget this year and couldn't afford the Grinch's rates.
  3. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    You missed a visit from the Grunch. It was... certainly something.
  4. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    Secret answer E: UU UU UUwUU Yes, that is what I'm going with.
  5. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    Oh you and your snow.
  6. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    A? You mean to tell me there's more than one noid?
  7. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    Huh. I've heard of this cold, white stuff falling from the sky before.
  8. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    I'm time travelling very slowly in one direction, but mostly, I'm just sparkly and refractive.
  9. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    When I access that one dimension that's perpendicular to the flow of time, the one where the parallel timelines are, I expect to find that they did have to, and they had to all the other possible outcomes, too, simultaneously.
  10. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    NOOOOO, I missed my chance to post at pi o'clock.
  11. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    *bursts out from under a large pile of textbooks and homework* Haha, there you all are!
  12. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    Technically, we're not supposed to sleep on the bus, but I don't think anyone cares. One time, I fell asleep in a shipping container full of liquor and Red Bull in the middle of an outdoor rave.
  13. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    It's easy, just be unable to stay awake any longer and soon you too will be falling asleep on the bus, in class, at work, at relatives' houses, at friends' houses, at lunch, even standing up at the bus stop.
  14. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    I can go to sleep any time because the world is my bed.
  15. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    That's why it's time for a training montage under Coldsteel the Hedgehog himself.
  16. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    Is that so? In that case, I guess I'd better
  17. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    Who's afraid of the big bad boast?
  18. Crystal Onix

    Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

    What about a roast? Are you afraid of that?
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