"A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!"
- Mr. Torgue. Borderlands 2
"NOW...
Jack (on ECHO): Alright, let's turn him on.
Claptrap (on ECHO): Hello, traveler! Ready to dance? Uhntssuhntssuhntssuhntssuhntss--
Jack (on ECHO): -- Shut it off. SHUT IT OFF!
Claptrap (on ECHO): Uhn -- tsssssssss...
Jack (on ECHO): How am I supposed to create an all-powerful robot soldier...
Noire: Hmm
Vert: Hrrmmmm...
Blanc: ...
Peashy: Uh, what's up?
Neptune: What're you three plotting?
Plutia: Don't you dare try to be mean to Peashy...!
Vert: It's nothing like that. We three merely share a common interest.
Nepgear: What interest is that?
Noire: Well, she...
Nepgear: *heavy dramatic sigh*
Vert: What's the matter, Nepgear? That was quite a heavy and dramatic sigh.
Nepgear: Oh, Vert. Well, it serves no purpose to tell you, but...
Vert: How cold of you. I would do anything and everything for my cute little sister.
Nepgear: Aww, Vert... Okay. Well...
Baby IF: Hungry!
Baby Compa: Hungry, hungry!
Peashy: Gimme food!
Plutia: Yes, yes... Wait a second...
Neptune: Jeez, kids sure are slaves to their animal instincts or whatever, huh?
Noire: I doubt kids wanna hear any sort of observation coming from YOU.
Blanc: Honestly, I feel like we're...
Iris Heart: You two want these, right?
Noire: Of course! You know that!
Neptune: Me, me, me! I want one, yeah!
Iris Heart: I see. So you WANT them. If you WANT something, there is a certain attitude you must adopt to get it. If you want me to give these to you, I'm hoping you'll do...
Neptune: Hey Nepgear!
Nepgear: ...
Neptune: Huh? Maybe she's going deaf. Hey, Lady Nepgear!
Nepgear: What do YOU want? Stupid-big-sister-who-abandoned-me-in-a-different-dimension!
Neptune: Well, crumb my cookies! Something's totally wrong. She's never been so negativo.
Histoire: She has...
"I'm gonna kill you, and all the cake is gone... You don't even care, do you?"
"Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... you monster. "GLaDOS - Portal
"It's my big chance! (clickclickclick) This...
"SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA...
"You hear me, Jack?! You killed my friends! You destroyed my product line! I am the last Claptrap in existence, AND I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!" Claptrap. Borderlands 2
"Hyperion's gonna regret ever setting foot on Pandora! Minion, I'm gonna get that door open so I can take care of that...
"Bad guys hole up in caves, but I wonder if it's kinda like where they do the thing and make babies. Sorry to intrude..." - Neptune. Hyperdimension Neptunia.
"Here's my problem. I have a white swimsuit and a black swimsuit...Which one would look better on me?" - Cynthia. Pokemon: Black & White...
"A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!" - Mr. Torgue. Borderlands 2.
"Shut...
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