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"Hear me Kings of Eire! Cowering on your thrones! Hear me Queens of Eire! Cringing in your rooms! Hear me Champions of Eire! Crying in your drink! The mere sound of my name strikes fear into all! Bone Crusher! Battle Master! Blade Breaker! Balor of the Evil Eye!" --Celtic Tales, Balor of the...

"Quiet, you lot! Why must you be such a nuisance? Let me list some lessons you still need to learn. #1: Don’t loiter about for no good reason. #2: Don’t interrupt others while they are attempting to converse. #3: If you don’t get your way, don’t raise your voice to be intimidating. #4: Don’t...

"Why have you come? Is it to steal my riches or perhaps you seek to righteously punish me for my affront to your morality. It matters little, for you will do neither. Before I dispose of you in some horribly gruesome manner perhaps I should introduce myself. I am known as Davaeorn; I would...