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*inserts a chocolate cake* Cupboard: chocolate cake x2

*inserts a Dalek* effect: all living beings will be exterminated. The Dalek cannot be removed. *inserts a blob* effect: every five turns, a random item within the cupboard will be turned into a blob. Each blob will turn one item. Pundorica: Random Punster's corpse Sock Sovereign Illyasviel von...

*inserts the doctor* Effect: the cupboard becomes a TARDIS, removing the Borg and returning other people to their original state. Neither the Doctor nor the TARDIS can be killed, destroyed, removed or assimilated. The TARDIS: The Doctor Kyubey Juubey Tomoko Kuroki Troll

Well no, since the weeping angel removing pacman was not my action, merely a consequence of its countdown zeroing with no detector. Anyway, *Inserts tepig* TARDIS: The 10th Doctor Tepig Nano Shinonome Grolgoth Burnt Cream Pie Weeping Angel (2 turns) Knight Man HeroicPooch Beedrill Homsar

*removes the timey wimey wibbly wobbly detector because it is WRONG* Without a warning, the Super PacMan is sent back in time out of the cupboard. The 10th Doctor Nano Shinonome Grolgoth Burnt Cream Pie Weeping Angel (5 turns) Knight Man Luigi HeroicPooch Beedrill

*inserts luigi* luigi defeats the grouchy possessor! TARDIS: The 10th Doctor Super Pac-Man Nano Shinonome Grolgoth Burnt Cream Pie Weeping Angel (3 turns) Knight Man Luigi HeroicPooch

*flies my stolen void ship into the void and rescues the 10th doctor, before dropping him off in the now - empty cupboard* Effect: the cupboard is now a TARDIS. No malingnant aliens allowed. The TARDIS: The 10th Doctor

*inserts the 10th doctor* the doctor defeats the daleks because logic, bypassing all effects of the daleks in the process because screw logic, he's David Tennant. Effect: hostile aliens will be defeated by this man's beauty. He can be removed, but nothing, and I mean nothing, can destroy him...

*re-inserts the unstoppable duo* Effect: same as before. Oh, and they also can't be killed, eaten, incinerated, teleported or otherwise removed/destroyed in any way. OBJECTION!!!!!!! This isn't a cupboard! It's Joseph's coat! Joseph's coat: Cookie full of Bananas Empty bag of Chips Infinite...

*inserts Hershel Layton* Effect: Every poster must post a curious fact or their insertion is null and void. Layton merges with Phoenix Wright to become the Unstoppable duo! Effect: Previous effects are retained, with the added effect that any person from any of either of their games (with the...

Inserts primal groudon Effect: Desolate land: no plants, water-related items or metal objects can be placed in the cupboard and foodstuffs will rot. All objects of the like already in the cupboard will be dealt with forthwith. The resulting battery acid is corrosive and will burn through the...

Inserts pit Effect: all items currently stuck in the cupboard are stuck in holes and so can't be removed. Pit cannot be removed by any item, including game breakers. Reset Bomb Forest: Prinny(stuck in pit) Toaster Strudel(stuck in pit) Toaster(stuck in pit) Desco(stuck in pit) Apple(stuck in...

You murderer how could you :( Also suicidal Anyways, *places BAG's guilt and BAG's charred remains into the void* The void: BAG's guilt BAG's charred remains Edit: oops, just realised that was a pingpong. Sorry. The void;

*inserts an army of cute Pokemon* Effect: if a game-breaking item is used to destroy the pokeball, you have the death of these Pokemon on your hands. Rampardos used imprison! The cute Pokemon were trapped in the pokeball! Poké Ball (*) Hacked Rampardos BadAssGardevoir (*) Forretress Cute...

OBJECTION! As Punster previously stated, the Monado could not be placed in the Pokeball, so all posts since then are void. Anyway, *inserts a BadAssGardevoir* Effect: Cannot be removed from the Pokeball by anyone not a Mod. Removal will destroy the Pokeball. Pokeball (*): Hacked Rampardos...

*Inserts a hacked rampardos* Ability: Mold Breaker! (Moves can be used regardless of effects) Rampardos uses Judgement! It destroys the Destiny Tower, replacing it with the Pokeball Pokeball: only pokemon can be placed in the cupboard, and only 6 pokemon can be placed in at a time (release a...

Removes Wally Yggdrasil (*) (3 posts until something is absorbed): Ferret (8) Amaterasu (*) Charlotte (*) Mothra (*) Dream Turnip (*) Misato Tachibana (*) Gallade (*) Gungnir (48 posts until it fires) Ghost (hexes in 2 posts)

Inserts logic! Effect: all things that are impossible (i.e. Something self-contradictory) are removed from the cupboard. The Sontaran ('coz it's fictional), Schrödinger's cat's carcass and the falcon punch energy drink were removed. Department of Redundancies Department: Yam Sticky portal gun...

Removes the defective sonic, using it to rename the cupboard the department of mysteries Effect: negates the ability of all items in the cupboard. The Department of Mysteries (*): Yam Sticky portal gun Potato Schrödinger's Cat Large Hadron Collider Desco Mew Chen Cardboard box

Inserts a sticky portal gun Effect: fires every 5 posts, removing a random item from the cupboard. It can't be removed for 10 posts. Cupboard: Can of corn Yan Defective Sonic Screwdriver Sticky portal gun (*)