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  1. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    Can you believe, in university, some courses get a whole week in which they’re allowed to read? Not me, of course. But I don’t remember seeing reading become unbanned.
  2. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    eternal chaos does, in fact, leave a dessert in its wake. ...or was that a desert?
  3. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    No, this is just the power bestowed on me by the tiny T-posing Mipha figure sitting on my monitor.
  4. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    I’m more than happy to open a wormhole in space and time to destroy the thread.
  5. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    The watch simply reads “yes.”
  6. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    No! It’s delicious bread!
  7. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    Also, my home-baked bread isn’t soggy!
  8. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    Underwater? In a temple? No, this can’t happen to me again...
  9. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    The best skittles, subjectively speaking, are yellow and green.
  10. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    That... sounds like the ideal pack of skittles.
  11. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    Ah, but when is a squid not a squid?
  12. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    To quote the sixth Doctor: Yuk!
  13. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    Squid is also not nice to eat.
  14. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    Ugh Napped on the sofa and now my neck is trying to kill me with an axe
  15. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    Why have a substitute when you could have a ditto?
  16. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    oh, no! Why are you screaming? what's wrong?
  17. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    But is anything truly random?
  18. Doctor Floptopus

    RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

    I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
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