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"It doesn't matter if Donald Trump wins or loses. I still have a better toupee."

Okay, holding in that sneeze wasn't my best idea...

Mmmph mmph mmph mmmph mmph. (Translation: "I can't see anything in this [EFF!]ing mask!")

Yummy...Emolga sandwich...

Wait, someone already got the idol? And outran the boulder? I never get to have any fun.

Yes, my girlfriend is a Lopunny. What's weird about that?

Is there something in my teeth?

"Oh, hello, Harry Potter. I'm so glad you bought my father's latest issue of the Quibbler."

Chidamari Sketch is not impressed.

La la la, I can't hear you.

*insert dramatic lightning*

I want YOU...to give me back my face. Seriously, I don't have a [EFF!]ing face anymore.

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind...

Laddie...don't you think you should... rephrase that?

Hey, boys.

With one wink, a thousand fanboys started touching themselves inappropriately.

Heh heh...fire...heh heh...fire is cool...

I don't get it. I've gone over every bit of statistical information, laws of electrical conductivity with respect to voltage potential, biological insulation...and I still don't know how Ash's Pikachu was able to beat Trip's Serperior.

I believe I can fly...

*"Mighty Wings" by Cheap Trick plays in background*