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Granted. It was permanently removed instead. I wish I had a vial of the pure G virus (not the version that causes mutations and such).

Granted. Fifteen feet of snow falls on your area in a week. I wish for rain.

Granted. You are teleported to a planet made entirely out of chamomile tea. There's no land anywhere on the planet... I wish for two Switches.

Granted! But you fail to capture it because you're out of Pokeballs. I wish for ZinnLav's last wish to have never happened :p

Granted. But, your computer explodes every time you use it.

Granted. You're now a Ditto. I wish for a tank to help me deal with crazy drivers on the road.

Granted. You are teleported to the end of your lifespan, and your victim is yourself at the end of the murder spree this very wish has spawned. I wish I could alter time at will.

Granted! It's new, Water-Flavored Kool-Aid! It looks and tastes exactly like plain water, yet somehow has 50,000,000% of your daily sugar recommendation (per glass). I wish for the above drink to replace alcohol.

Granted. But it's stolen. From the Mafia. And they know you took it. And now you have red hair and are a step-child. I wish Nintendo would accept Bowsette.

Granted. It's a Rotom form only available as a limited-edition Pokemon Go release in Japan. I wish Rotom could evolve.

Granted! One set of fresh baked cookies, just like old Shub-Niggurath makes! I wish for the secret of immortality.

Granted! A Guzzlord ate them. I wish the Guzzlord would stop eating.

Granted. Everyone dies from dehydration five minutes before the servers explode from overuse. I wish the above about servers exploding wasn't actually possible.

Granted. But in the zombie-infested post-apocalypse you are teleported to, you really wish school was the worst of your problems. I wish for a ring of wishes that has every wish automatically grant me more wishes.

Granted. The constant impact from quarters dropping from the sky kills millions and goes down in history as one of the worst natural disasters humanity has ever faced. I wish money were not literally actually worth less than the paper it's printed on.

Granted. You're the ghost woman in Planscape: Torment. I wish to become immortal like the Changing God in Torment: Tides of Numenera.

Granted! You are now the architect for the Death Star. And its replacements. Plenty of stuff to do! I wish I had my own Death Star. Only, with a grill-covered exhaust port.

Granted! And then the Mafia Godfather knocks on your door to ask about his stolen pantry... I wish chain chomps existed.

Granted! You're convicted for 132,714 counts of hacking and gain plenty of friends while in prison! I wish I didn't hate myself.