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That One Piece villain who kept accidentally hypnotizing himself? Hey, I limited my guess to someone who built a Great Wall. Not getting into modern politics. That's a minefield straight out of the furtive imaginations of Vault Tec. "For twenty years now have I served you and God as the...

Qin Shi Huang? "For twenty years now have I served you and God as the Arch-Bishop to Târgoviște Cathedral. Yet never before have I felt the love of God shine so upon this great city. A little more than one year ago, many of us suffered a vision during the God-willed punishment of a witch in our...

Samuel L. Jackson as a waiter? “I wanted to protect everything. But I failed, and that's the sin I bare. So this time, I can't fail to protect them!”

Samuel L. Jackson as a TV chef? "Planet Zebes... I called this place home once, in peaceful times, long before evil haunted the caverns below. Now I shall finally tell the tale of my first battle here... My so-called Zero Mission."

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne "Listen closely. I'd like to help you but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on... Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X... on the third floor, but I can't."

Batman, talking to Wonder Woman about why they can't date. "Needless aggression, unscrupulous greed, unchecked hate. To have the images, the headlines, incessantly thrust at you, hour after hour, years at a time, you normalize to it. They want you to go numb, become indifferent or lose your...

Soda Popinski from Punchout! "Thanks Barracuda Joe! You're a lifesaver! (Kiss!)" "Don't say "kiss" to me unless you're actually givin' me a kiss. Otherwise it's just words. Okay?"

Mothra vs. Godzilla "I've made more mistakes than any man, woman, and child on this planet. But at this moment, I would not consider your appointment to leader to be one of them." [leans in closer to Ruby] "Do you?"

The Earth to me, after I went back in time and accidentally created humanity while trying to figure out where humanity came from? "Stop it, Lara. You're starting to sound like Dad. It's like they're the remnants of some lost civilization! ...okay, now I really sound like Dad."

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead? "STAARRRSS!" (It's a video game quote.)

Godzilla: Final Wars "STAARRRSS!"

A meme involving bread with a face and robotic limbs? That's what I found when I did the google search. "STAARRRSS!"

Some kind of webcomic? "If ya' ask me, there's something fishy about this Monsieur De Cadillac..."

That one might be too generic. (to reporter) "There's no denying the enormity of the strain the Purge placed on us all. But, given the tens of millions of lives at stake, there truly was no alternative." (This is NOT the Purge or any movie.)

A Matrix media item I've not seen? Maybe that MMO they had? (to reporter) "There's no denying the enormity of the strain the Purge placed on us all. But, given the tens of millions of lives at stake, there truly was no alternative."

A WarioWare meme? "My life is nothing. Giving the future to those who want to see it...is everything."

A T-shirt slogan common someplace? " Yes—it's lovely! Almost as lovely as this book... that I will continue to read... as soon as you leave."

Thanos, multiple depictions “Doing the right thing is messy. You want to fight for what's right, sometimes you have to fight dirty.”

Unguessable. There are a surprising amount of emperors who are father-killers, and an extreme amount of father-killing in fiction in general. It's like there's some kind of factory mass-producing Inigo Montoyas. "There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, and women with attitude. So...

Wario from WarioWare "Major Armstrong is going to take his shirt off again and yell at us"