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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Eh. Nah. A Ghost In The Shell-style sentient spider tank.
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    I would, but then some fat German children would shove me in an oven. To live in the fairy tale of your choice.
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Considering how often I'd stab people with it, would it still technically be a virgin after the first use? To not contemplate the above question!
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Wait, I thought he was locked up! *checks the dungeon* Blast it! *grabs a net* Okay, time to recapture Death... v To be in on my hunt for Death?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Sure! I could use one. Three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Not a fan. Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree?
  7. Ereshkigal

    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Sure. I could use one more for my yard. A partridge in a pear tree?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Isn't that basically croutons? No thanks. Telekinesis
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    You mean they're not all creepy-looking? A Fat Man from Fallout.
  10. Ereshkigal

    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Nah. Not my taste. The question of life, the universe, and everything?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Nah. Not a fan. The ability to divide someone by zero and make them error out of existence?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Does it come with sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their foreheads? The ability to teleport any article of clothing you feel like?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Nah. I have cats. It would end up shredded, probably. The ability to summon any pair of matching socks you can imagine.
  14. Ereshkigal

    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Nah. I'd just be terrible with it. Your own, fully-obedient T-800 Terminator?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Sure. It would be okay. The Master Sword. Not a replica/artificial version; the actual, magical sword from the games.
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    I'm sorry, but I don't know you and I'm still getting stink-eye from the FBI and Interpol over that last incident involving Taiwan and a Korean freighter. A Kansas City Shuffle?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Nah. Knowing my luck, I'd arrive too late. Custom Mewtwo hats along the lines of Pikachu hats, complete with irritated-looking Mewtwo?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Sure. Hopefully, the city won't make me give it back. For the third time. The ability to sublimate a continent of your choice?
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Can I train them to play techno and annoy people who walk near me with it? v me to not have my own personal mariachi band.
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    Assume What The User Below You Wants For Their Birthday!

    Only one? With my ego? V wants a monument named after them.
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