Yes. It typically triggers the self-destruct on an entirely different contraption, usually one keeping something contained that will make everyone's day.
The real self-destruct for the device in question is usually located in such a place that activating it leaves no room for escape as it...
Just other people's souls.
This was back when people were selling their souls on Ebay. You could make a quick buck buying them while cheap and reselling them. And then Ebay banned it.
Have you ever sold something on Ebay?
Only one we had in Boston. It was a costume party. Unfortunately, we made a mess in the harbor. The law didn't take it well, so we wrote them a giant "F%$& You!" note and tried to surrender when they showed up in force. Alas, I think we ticked them off too much, because they just wanted us dead...
On the count of Jango you will never remember accidentally hypnotizing yourself!
One...
Two...
JANGO!
No, I have not.
Have you ever played a game, like Mafia, and used a strategy so insane it gives people aneurysms when they try to figure out what you were thinking?
Yes. Once. But my secrets cost five octillion payments of $9999.99 to access. For every ten thousand payments you make, I will send you one letter of the method I used!
Have you ever reincarnated as someone you killed?
Only a couple. But then I sold them to this wrinkly old guy and his crippled apprentice and both of them got blown up by space hippies.
Have you ever had to give tech support to a Sith Lord?
Yes. Ten hours of Caramelldansen. To drive a roommate nuts. Long story...
Have you ever been completely bumfuzzled on coming up with a "have you ever" question?
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