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Super Smash Bros., anyone?

DM: You encounter a small, orange pig-like creature. It seems very timid, and blows a tiny flame from its nostrils, most likely in an attempt to defend itself. What do you do? DM: Okay then, everyone, roll initiative...

"What the heck is that thing? It's like a penguin, only much more regal."

One day, the lightning-fast hedgehog and the tortoise with a miniature ecosystem on its back decided to have a race. The hedgehog easily outran the tortoise, so much so that he left the track for a chilli dog break before returning and crossing the finish line. Two hours later, the tortoise...

The above avatar would probably try to encase my avatar in a robotic shell. Whether or not he succeeds depends on if my avatar is in a rage at the time.