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I might've caused a ruckus.

Baron Samedi has logged in.... What did I miss? logs out

Close... But no cigar. Anyway, good luck! EDIT: I'm not your average death god, I can also heal mortal diseases and wounds, if I want to.... If you need help with that, all I ask is for a few small gifts. Cigars, rum, black coffee, grilled peanuts, bread.

Mortals tend to kill each other over frivolous things. Trust me. I'm a god who deals with the souls of the departed. Not seeing any zombies? You're welcome!

-Baron Samedi has logged in. Papa Legba said he made a voodoo doll of me. I think he's pulling my leg! Oh, nobody's here? That's no good! -Baron Samedi has logged out

Poor Magikarp.... I'll guide your way to the other side...

When you get back, we're gonna have a party! Wait... I heard you hate snakes. I hope you don't feel the same way about rum!

Keyboards aren't that scary! Especially when compared to the Mayan god of death!

Mud? I prefer red sand!

Red? That's my favorite color! You have good tastes, my mortal friend.