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Fact: Toads from the Super Mario series are incapable of feeling pain

Fact: I swear to god I'm getting you fired for that one

Fact: Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.

Fact: Selling seashells by the seashore is a terrible business plan.

Fact: Luke Skywalker is Darth Vader's father

Fact: You can in fact survive unprotected in the vacuum of space. Just... Not for very long.

Fact: only a fool picks a fight with the pharaoh.

Fact: The broad side of a barn in in fact a wily and elusive target, the inability to hit one is like being unable to hit a tin can at 1 kilometre, not impossible, but very impressive

FACT: This is a lie.

FACT: I am a compulsive liar. (Or am I lying about THIS?)

FACT: Garnet is best Gem.

Fact: The magic card Pot of Greed allows me to draw two cards from my deck!

Fact: The egg came first

Fact: Life: noun, a sexually transmitted disease which always results in death. There is currently no known cure.

I know that one, it's actually TRUE. Horiffically low grade though. Fact: Knuckles should have beat Donkey Kong in the Death Battle

Fact: Super Sonic IS Super Saiyan

Fact: Dihydrogen monoxide is a deadly chemical that will kill whoever ingests it. Literally every person who has ever ingested dihydrogen monoxide has died, or will die after a period of time without fail. Unfortunately, dihydrogen monoxide is so hilariously common that it is literally...