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The internet is with the space around us. What causes brainfarts?

Like butter you put into a gaming console, those who like butter may also think Yellow is good. Can you tell me the color of the Squirtle Squad?

Because the winter is the only season when grass and leaves aren't around, the usual stuff you put into your drinks. Usually one recognizes the value of something when you don't have it. Why did black garden ants wake up in the middle of winter?

Because few students passed out in a party with the usual stuff people feed on during their high school times; pasta and alcohol. They have an exciting vision where the Flying Spaghetti Monster first appeared telling them to found Creepypasta. Isn't that just exciting?? If rams were godly and...

The one that's certainly not bottom. Does the internet need underwear?

First Iris buys new wigs everyday before coming to work and gives them to her clones. Depending if anime- , game- or manga version of Iris, she (or her clones) throws the messy and destroyed ones away when you aren't looking so it looks like the common anime logic which makes everything possible...

When Dr Who meets Dr House, the result is Dr Whouse of course. Therefore your destination will be Boring in Oregon. :D You really can't challenge pudding, can you?

They're gone hibernating... for now. Is there a place you can still feed on magic?

Internet, probably above Earth, space, one of countless universes. Solve boredom. Pretty please?

Everything is meaningless and stupid. That's caused by a mental disease called 'infinite loop of seeking meaning for every. damn. thing.!' Why do you draw straight lines on a paper using a ruler which could also be the ruler of our world?

? rraganama ara asho sush nafnafnaaarrgghhh! t378u4t (this gibberish would translate into a rage etc?) Why do humans carry their mental processors in their heads?

A stupid answer. If you were able to ask anything from aliens, what would be your question?

You just need to put one person with a clown hivemind in the car. If clowns will take over the world, why won't masterminds take under the world?

Because running is for noobs, I'll exit with style - when I feel like it. Why are red noses and deer's eyes so popular nowadays?

Don't touch that pink substance or you'll turn pink too! What's a heart?

Your good news is overrated - start reading bad olds! Why do they schedule the same movies on tv again that were last on the same channel 2 months earlier, and before it maybe 3 or 5 months earlier? :P

Because they have eyes, ears and fingers everywhere. Why there's only 24 hours in a day?

Aaaarrrrggghhhhhh! How do I prevent monday from coming?

There would be confused reactions which exploded into a rage, it would spread across the internet like everything does, then the internet would go down as predicted so many times before. And the world would end due to the mess it'd cause! What would happen if a new kind of plague would strike...

Because you're fired! *deathglare* What would happen if Homer Simpson and Mr Burns had to spend a night together at Moe's?