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Gahahaha, you underestimate my innate ability to ingest even the most bitter of substances. I basically thrive on black coffee. Granted. You are now teleported to beside the sun. EDIT: I wish for something cold

Nobody likes black licorice X) Granted. It breaks down after 3 minutes of use. I wish for the blackest and most bitter coffee.

Granted. They're all black licorice. I wish for a monkey that can speak fluent Spanish and can make really good omelettes.