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Chocolate covered in tacos. Am I in a simulation?

Because hes a 1337 haxor. Why does my head hurt when I jump?

Because its for... um.... Why am I not omnipotent?

Because if it was white, it wouldn't be chocolate. Why does Zweilouses heads both have brains but only one of hydreigons have a brain?

The table. *Cue dramatic music* What does a cue ball have to do with dramatic music?

*ANALYZING QUESTION....* *QUESTION ANALYZED* *FIRING UP LOGIC CIRCUITS...* *LOGIC CIRCUITS AT THE READY* *FINDING ANSWER...* *ANSWER FO-* *FATAL ERROR. RAGNOROKX.EXE HAS CRASHED* *REBOOT?* *Y/N*

Only if that boat was the Titanic. Why is "Beedrills?" not a valid question?

Abejas? Beedrills?

Me. How is it me?

Because baseball is stupid. OH! MY! GOD!

Because purple is too good for guacomole. Why don't I have a Yokai watch?

Because you didn't realize that that wouldn't work. Why does Etrian not like Discord(The app)?

No. I'm the one taking the classes, not you. Why is my dog nice and damp?

Yes, you are a spam bot. I saw a guy teleport. Where do I get classes?

You don't know what a kewbbelkop is? Man, you must be stupid. Mrow meow prrrrrr?

No, the spambots are filled with IRC chats. Is time an illusion?

NO. YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION SO I WILL NOT ANSWER YOURS. Are kittens cute??

Uhhh... quick! Distract you from realising I have no idea how to respond with a kitten video. Did I succeed?

Can you be smart somewhere else? Can I not answer a question with a question?

Nope. Is chocolate worse than life?