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YES. We'll go the 80's! Will you be my 80's person?

NO WAY My body is reserved for the Star Wars cast in case they die. There's paperwork and everything. Will you be my bed buddy? (basically its like being two people in those big onesies and you just share a bed and its great. just sleeping)

YES On a quiz, my true spirit animal came up as a honey badger so I'm totally valid! (It's 'cause im fierce and bitchin' and I can beat up people twice my size) Will you by my vigilante sidekick?

SURE THING And I won't be critical and awful. Unless your book is awful. In which case I'll meet its standard. (y) No, but seriously, I'd be delighted. I'm a writer, yo, and everyone says I'm brilliant. Will you be my leper?

... in the rough. :') Oh god my aching heart. Will you by my chaperone?

Okay, but I'll be a stupid minion who bumps into stuff all the time and fouls up your ingenious plots. Will you be my footstool?

Like in Soul Eater, as in I transform and we synchronize souls and do awesome battle combos together? Well hey I dunno brother. You might not be strong enough to wield me :cool: But FINE. I'd prefer to be a staff, though. A big staff which shoots lightning and can be utilized as a bo. Will you...

There are not enough words denoting denial in all the world to fully capture my sentiment. I'll phrase it simply... NO. Will you be my Porg?