Me too, right? :cool:
I don't know why that sounded so clever and sexy in my head. Allow me to secure you a new waiter while I go jump off the roof
Waiter, there's a twat in a hat in my soup.
You want a Rolls-Royce? A Lamborghini? A Porsche?! Not on your celery- I mean salary, you chump! And yes, I'm about to be fired
Waiter, there's a Spongebob in my soup and he absorbed it all with his body. i want my money back
Oh, sorry - I'm on strike today, and I'll literally be on strike until this problem resolves itself without my help :cool:
we aristocrats are legit
Waiter, there is a murder of Porgs in my soup (that is actually the real collective term)
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