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Puke my face off and then die of revulsion while I say 'no' in my will. VitaBrix dipped in Nutella (so shameful) :cry:

Eat! Or wear them like Leia buns in tribute. Salami.

Sounds strange and non-organic. But I'll give it a whirl. Eat. Cordon bleu (heck its on the menu tonight and its delicious)

Sounds astonishingly messy, but I'll eat just so as long as the steak is good quality. Chocolate cheesecake.

Sausage roll.

What's that? Well, it's got coffee in the title so hell yeah. Present me with coffee curry or a coffee sandwich and I'll definitely eat it. Scotch fingers.

Looks pretty good. Alright - eat. Schnitzel.

Sure. Eat. Mango lassie. (ooh indian cuisine naughty naughty)

Providing I could pick off the vegetables and exterminate all residue and traces - sure. Eat. Bigfoot's grilled fingers. (Wow I'm hungry now)

It'd mess up my blood sugar too badly. So nope. Chinese Fried Rice (aaughhhgghhg)

AAAGGHHHH ... Maybe. Grilled cheese sandwich? (a cheese toastie to cool people)

Eat. Not much - my appetite is tiny nowadays. Edible underwear...? Not on anyone, of course. Just a plate. (i can't believe this is a thing)

Yessiree! Thattabe cowboy food! I remember my grandpappy used ta tawk about his mama's flapjacks all day long (this sounds questionable) - 'til he got impaled o' one of them longhorns. Schezwan beef (oh chinese cuisine, you naughty thing you)

As long as it's firmly crunchy and could impose a concussion if thrown properly. Then yes! I'd eat a bucketful. A gelatin snake.

Okaaaaay. But only if I have a serviette factory on standby. Salami dipped in milk. (My childhood recipe)

Yes. It's nostalgic more than anything else. Melted bananas over rice (Roald Dahl ate in during his service in Africa, and said it was the most delicious meal he'd ever had)

That sounds very fattening. So, since the internet is fantasy-land I'll say spit. Spearmint milkshake (ohyesyesyesyes)

Eat, but it'll make me feel annoyed because I'll be obliged to cycle/jump off the fat I just gained. Crispy bat wings. (oh god i want some)

Spit and gag and retch and cut off my tongue. Venison.

Eat, even though cereal is fast becoming my mortal enemy. Scotch fingers.