Out comes magnificent sub... a literal submarine that is, which only narrowly avoids crushing you as it pops out of the vending machine.
*inserts a torpedo*
Out comes a spray of acid that you only narrowly avoid. It still manages to get on the lunch bag you were holding though, completely eating through the contents.
*inserts a mountain of pennies*
Out comes that same bottle of water. Then a hand reaches out of the vending machine and steals every dollar and penny from your wallet. Not so free anymore.
*inserts a boxing glove on a spring*
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