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I'm too lazy for enthusiasm.

The world needs more BBQ food.

*steals ME's Sleep status and sleeps instead*

Leave the floor alone. It did nothing wrong. :(

That's because its regular form is fine as is.

I tried to edit this poll and make it something silly like "What is your favorite sandwich?" or "How was your night's sleep?" but then I remembered I can't do that anymore. Even though I must absolutely know these very important things.

I like trains too. They're delicious.

Beep

Hi Charles.

*lags so hard that he warps appears to be warping around*

It's not that harmful until you add in some acid rain.

*throws fake money everywhere*

I'm fine. I was just taking a little nap when someone decided to hit me over the head.

This is a hostile takeover. Sorry, I should have said something about that. I'll be giving up the job once I get my first sale of luxury bread though.

This establishment only serves water and luxury bread as of right now. I became the boss of it a few minutes ago. Indeed.

Max has hot chocolate though. I'm sure he'd be fine with you stealing the rest of his supply.

You all can have water. The restaurant is out of everything else.

Or a vampire. Being a vampire would be preferable.

Everyone gather 'round for the ?th annual RM Roast. *roasts thread*

*explodes thread to prevent Derpghost from exploding*