What evil machination is this? Throw it straight into the garbage!
Waiter, there's an anti-gravity propulsion system in my so--oh. Wait. It's actually making the soup float. What do I do?
Don't show it to Gavin. Or do if you like seeing him gag.
(There's like a 4% chance that someone will know what I'm referencing.)
Waiter, there's a Yamaha keyboard in my soup!
Oh, you ordered the Tree of Life special?
I've not seen that movie don't sue me
Waiter, there appears to be two swords in my soup. Or are they chopsticks? Did I order a noodle dish?
You ordered the Minmin special, didn't you?
Waiter, I went to the toilet for a brief moment after eating halfway through my soup, and now my meal has changed into a rice bowl! With soup to the brim! Explain yourself!
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