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"Time is not your enemy. Forever is." - Fall-From-Grace to The Nameless One, Planescape: Torment

"Elminster this, Elminster that! Give me two-thousand years and a pointy hat, and I'll kick his arse!" - Edwin, Baldur's Gate

"Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice of this fine gorgombert!" - Cheese vendor, Divinity: Original Sin

"My hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!" - Innkeeper Winthrop, Baldur's Gate

An elderly man was siting on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was travelling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly...

"It's time for bed, kids. Cartoons are over." - Sam "Serious" Stone, at the end of Serious Sam: The First Encounter

"Never trust a bartender with bad grammar." - Kyle Katarn, Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast "Sorry if I sound surprised - it's just, you know, people don't usually help me out like that... especially, uh, well, people like you, you know. Nice-looking people. Does that make me a damsel...

Azanti Zhug: [Ah... look. Refugees. Here. On the landing pad. Are you lost? Or perhaps you have lost your criminal Jedi exile leader, perhaps that is more likely, yes, very. I am Azanti Zhug, leader of Zhugs, very powerful, very skilled hunters. It would be very smart of you to tell me...

"Women are the reason I became a monk - and, uh, the reason I switched back..." - Morte, Planescape: Torment "Good thing I'm here...No? Anyone?" - Reyn, random victory phrase after battle, Xenoblade Chronicles "You're a very harsh master, master. I like you." "Translation: He requires proof...