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Granted. You are now spineless. I wish the staff would let us break the record of 316 in the counting thread.

Granted. They're now perpetually sold out at every store you go to. I wish the above user could teleport to the store just down the street from my house to buy Pringles, because the regular-sized cans are currently on sale there for $1.99 each. See, wishes don't have to be just about your own...

Granted. You're now in a geosynchronous orbit around the Earth facing the dark side of the moon. I wish I could teleport anyone I want into a pool of lava (or magma, I'm not picky).

Granted, but you can only turn it on or off by inserting or removing the light bulb. NOTE: I actually have to do this, and the bulb tends to get hot. I wish I didn't have to do the wish corruption in this post IRL.

Granted, but the sheer number of wishes you now have kills you instantly. I wish for a giant sinkhole to open under Gillette Stadium while the entire New England Patriots organization is inside, putting an end to the Cheaters.

Granted, but you are never allowed to give bad grades ever again. I wish I was part Saiyan.