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As long as I get to be an inner demon, I guess that could work out. Maybe. Will you be my [hacking device]?

Sure. As long as you don't mind finding bones in your [appropriate living space] every now and then. Or the necromancy I'll probably end up praticing in said [living space]. Will you be my [living space]?

I don't know what that is, so... *Backs away slowly* Will you be my idea?

Will you be my clone?

As long as I can double-cross you towards the end of your evil scheme... You are evil, right? Will you be my skin?

Tartarus no! Though, perhaps you may aks Celestia that, she would be happy to oblige... Will you be my pie?

Nay, We tried granting wishes once, that did not end well for all parties involved. We have been experimentinbg with a new spell as of late... Would thou be willing to become a constelation in my night sky?

I would rather not, though I have heard tales of water-generating spells if you are interested. Will you be a star in my night sky.

...We are unfamiliar with the term, thus We 'shan't risk it', as some ponies say these days. Will thou be Our servant?

W-We are not sure why you would request such a thing of Us, but Our magic would likely do a better job then these 'tweezers' you speak of. Would thou be willing to join the ranks of my royal guard?

Nay, though I have heard that figgures have been made of me and other ponies I know in a far-off land, you are welcome to search from them if you wish. Will you be my pet?

...No thank you. WIll you be my prince?

No thanks... I doubt the above user even has feet. :P Will you be my companion (preferably a female adolescent).

nope nope nope... Will you be my pet Dragon?

Thanks but no thanks, I'd rather not get stolen by Team Rocket every week, however briefly. Will you be my soulmate?

...Only if you use said Wi-Fi for child-friendly things. Will you be my pet rock?

...Perhaps, that depends on what the role entails and how much prior experience is required. Will you be my genie?

Only if I know the answers. Will you be my jams of the jimmy veriety?

Eh, I'm not really one to sit there and take hits up front, I prefer spamming projectiles from far away (or swinging a decently large sword at stuff, whcihever works). So no thanks. Will you be my Runemaster?

I don't really like Greninja that much, so no thanks. Will you be my Delphox?