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They don't. They dream of buzzing sheep. Can eating too many grapes turn your skin purple?

Because it's the way the Jedi's wanted it, along with Don Rickles and some very savvy people in Wisconsin. Why are none of the pools at Yellowstone National Park safe to swim in? Some are so blue and inviting.

Yes, but prepare to either melt your mouth off or break your teeth off if you wait for it to harden. Either way is worth it. I want to go to Japan but I am too cheap to buy a ticket. Should I just swim on over?

You can be as old as time itself, since it's apparent that some adults just don't age and stay the age of 9 months forever (an example: your average man/womanbaby) Can someone unround the earth and turn it into a Rubik's cube?

Because the guy I met at the bus stop 800 years ago told me so. How many carpet fibers are in my living room's carpet?

If you add some barbeque sauce to them, they can be. Why are red pants so ugly?

Only with stilts. Anything else, I'm talentless. Can someone please stop that person over there to stop eating his own elbow?

I, personally, just use a lasso and bring the other side to me. Why don't humans have fur?

It is what it is: the pool party of the year! What does the number 21 smell like?

Because they is st000pid. What does air taste like?

That would be me. For some reason, it's now raining pencils. Can someone explain this phenomenon?

Maybe you was extra thirsty. Why are there no orange watermelons?

Bad enough to make me vote for my left hand in November. Why did the pigeon I saw earlier this afternoon only have 3 stripes on its wings?

They're a magical thing that tastes good with birds. Has anyone out there tried glass marshmallows?

It's a stupid thing schools make you do once in a while and it is prone to Mega Evolving into an exam worth 50% of your grade later in the semester. What is catnip?

Sure, but I want to see you do it with a stick. Why do humans only have five fingers on each hand?

Sure. I just need a porridge maiden to tag along. Where the hell am I supposed to go in Super Mario Bros 3? I want to go left but the screen won't budge.

It's a... Japanese thingy? How in the hell did a carpet drive to the supermarket?

Of course not! Only stupid everything else. Why is there a chicken on my lawn?

A hexagon doesn't make me stop. If a pizza and a glass of milk were to get in a fight, who would win?