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Granted. It's all over your face. I wish I had a greenhouse.

Granted. I ate it. I wish I had a pet turtle.

Granted. That one person is your only follower and whoever you had following beforehand unfollows. I wish I could slow down time.

Granted. You are now a master of the art of cleaning cars. Wax on, wax off. I wish the sky was clear enough so that I can see stars.

Granted. Everyone is a good RPer except you. I wish I can never get headaches ever again.

Granted. You're too motivated and there is nothing left to do. I wish it would rain more where I live.

Granted. The weather stays the same, too. Now the Northen Hemisphere is burned to a crisp and the Southern Hemisphere freezes. I wish I had the brain of a supercomputer.

Granted. They all explode from too much UV exposure, making them un-sunflowers. I wish I was blissfully unaware of my surroundings.

Granted. The government has a recall and we're all poor, again. I wish reality TV would just die off already.

Granted. You outlive the earth and have no where else to go after that. I wish I knew of the Changing God that Ereshkigal speaks of.

Granted. You're only free from physical pain. Forever you shall be tormented by the dumbest thoughts, like, your car being at 3/4 gasoline and it pains you that it is not at 4/4. I wish teleporters existed in real life to make traveling much easier.

Granted. You are the one true master of the custodial arts. I wish I was funny enough to make jokes without taking a reference from a TV show or movie.

Granted, but the shut down is temporary due to a server issue and it's back and better than ever. I wish I could have a pet dolphin.

He did. He saw you from the crowd and noticed something in your teeth. I wish I had more room to put my stuff.

Granted. It has a mind of its own and now wants to control the world with nothing but machines being in charge. Thanks for dooming mankind. I wish I can just go back to the 90s.

Granted. All of them are bricked and need to be recalled. I wish I had more time to play games than work.

Granted. The only thing you can wish for are more literal wishes. Just wishing for wishes that wishes will come true, creating a paradox in this game. I wish I had my personal yacht.

Granted. It's all limburger. I wish I can sail the seven seas.

Granted. It may look drop-dead cute, but it has the mind of Chucky. I wish I could paint like Leonardo Da Vinci.

Granted. People are now 101% likely to cause man-made Martian and Venusian warming on those planets. I wish I had a car that flies.