1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[Capricious Equilibrium]

#782:

Go up to an attractive female employee and shout:

"Notice me, senpai!"

 

[Almonds]

#783:
Cosplay as Team Flare and draw Lysandre's face all over the walls

 

[indigohex]

784: Start selling cans of Spam at inflated prices, preferably at double the retail price. And empty the cans before people buy them.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

# 785: Make messages for helicopter drivers by writing out words with sausages on the roof.

 

[Umbrepom]

786: Dress up like a Care Bear and hand out hats shaped like little bears.

 

[Berrenta]

787) play "Bobbing for Apples" in the produce section.

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

#788- Ask the guy at the counter how much it costs for an underage kid to buy cigarettes

 

[DJ iOmega]

#789 - Shopping Cart Racing!!

 

[indigohex]

#769: Hold protest outside to change the name of the store to "Tom Turkey" and buy all the turkey in store.

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

#791-Twerk in front of the cashiers

 

[DJ iOmega]

#792 - Inflate a kiddy pool and swim with the money from all cash registers

 

[Qing'e]

#793 - Crawl through the store in a cardboard box and as soon as someone asks what you're doing, ask them if they've heard of a weapon called Metal Gear. (Bonus points if this confuses them, doubled if they reply "Metal Gear!?")

 

[indigohex]

#794- Trip yourself over someone and sue the person and the store for injuries that you inflicted on yourself.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

# 795 - Arrange all the items in the store in rainbow colours for a delightful sight.

 

[Gomez16]

796 Find a blue vest and act like I worked there giving false information like stand in front of the Doritos and say we are sold out of Doritos.

 

[indigohex]

#797: Cosplay as a character from Final Fantasy X and claim that you are fighting fiends.

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

798- Dress up in sunglasses and a black trench coat and act like you're in the Matrix. Bonus point if you make people panic.

 

[serahthecute]

Gather all the balls in the store and let them all go in the electronics section.

 

[indigohex]

800: Dress up as a backpacker and state 800 reasons why Walmart is terrible.

 

[pokefan548]

801: Go to the electronics section and yell "The power levels here are OVER 9000!!!!"