1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[serahthecute]

802. Throw as many store items through the shop lifter detector as possible.

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

803

DESTROY ALL MEW!!!

 

[Almonds]

804

Preach to the shoppers that Arceus is our one and only creator

 

[indigohex]

805: Plays the theme of Barney and Friends until they admit that they worship the wrong god.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

806: Denounce Eevee as false prophet

 

[mewing mewie mew]

807estroy phantump for insulting me >DDDDD But still, I'll let him off just so people won't think I'm a genwunner, I luv all gens :3.

 

[Apawn:p]

808: Use Rest on the self check out

 

[Qing'e]

809: Wander around and bump into walls, shelves, et cetera, while telling anyone who asks that you are obeying the will of the almighty Helix Fossil.

 

[mewing mewie mew]

Yell to the aisles saying SHUT UP ABOUT TWITCH FOR GODNESS SAKE!

 

[Berrenta]

811) Preach to everyone your completely made-up religion.

 

[indigohex]

812) Play Robot Santa from Futurama, and treat everyone as naughty.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

803.try to revive a dead person.

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

813) Start screaming at the cash register to give me all the money and it won't be hurt.

 

[Berrenta]

815) unleash an army of chickens throughout the store.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

816) shop lift something small, such as a game of UNO or a hairbrush.

 

[pokefan548]

Pretend you're an emotion lord.
"30 Chocolate Puppies, gotta blow!"

 

[Almonds]

817) play trumpets in the store

 

[JustJeff]

818) Run in the mall in an isle, passing someone, and saying "There coming!"

 

[ReturnofMCH]

819) pay for a HDTV in pocket change only.

 

[indigohex]

820) Harass people like those tabloid "current affairs" programs.