1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[ReturnofMCH]

840) dress up as steven stone once ORAS comes out.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

# 841: Listen to people talking at the store's entrance and keep track of how many times the letter E is spoken in 24 hours.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

842)pretend your best friend is a robot, and bring a TV remote saying it's his controls.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

844) (there were 2 836s) Kidnap the manager and become the new one.

 

[Me Gusta]

Leave a condom and plain yogurt in the middle of the barbie aisle.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

846) Put Call of Duty in a 3-year old's hands. "They stole something!"

 

[ReturnofMCH]

847) bring in a goat and have it fight the manager.

 

[Me Gusta]

848) Go to the toy section. Take out some toy guns that look realistic, and sneak around aisles, firing each time you're "exposed"

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

849) Watch TV.

 

[Me Gusta]

mix any and all foods possible from the grocery.

 

[Berrenta]

851) Remove the factory seals from everything

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

852) Buy a bike. Ride it.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

#853 ask about the sorry son were working BS

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

854) Buy the store.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

855) bump this thread for the 338th time.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

856) Let loose a :sonano: and let evolve into a :202:. Everyone hates you, enjoy!

 

[Drakon]

857.) Raise a family in the "family" bathroom.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

858) Shout out "I'm gonna wreck it!!!" and smash everything.

 

[Peeko]

859) Go to the video game section and do nothing but play the demos of games.

 

[indigohex]

860) Call an employee over and ask him/her why they should keep their jobs without using the letter "e". They say "I am a good work guy" and then say that they're fired when they go through a trap door going "eeee".