1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[Scarlet Sky]

#141 - Put a bag of M&Ms on lay-away.

 

[TFSpock]

Go around and ask people where they got their shoes. After hearing their reactions, say: "Bazinga. I don't care."

 

[Prez]

#143
Go on a ride inside a shopping cart, screaming "WEEEEE! WE WE!!!!!!!!" All the way home.

 

[DracoMan]

#144: Go tot he service counter and ask where the dilithium crystals are.

#141 - Put a bag of M&Ms on lay-away.

We already did that one.

 

[Bandit Keith]

#145For Ladies) Wear a frilly dress, go to the Textile cutting desk, and say:ALL YOUR LACE ARE BELONG TO US YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

 

[Charraze]

#146
Draw a square around you with chalk and sit in it. Hold your knees and gentlyrock back and forth and whenever someone walks past say:
"I see dead people"

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#147
scream THIS!!! IS!!! SPARTA!!!!!!! every time you punch someone by surprise

 

[TheShinyMiner]

#148 Scream "SANDVICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At the deli section with two slices of bread.

 

[Almonds]

#149 Grab the announcement microphone and yell "I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!!"

 

[Caprizant]

#150: Get a cloning machine. Dress as Mewtwo. Clone everyone in the store and have them fight each other.

 

[DracoMan]

#145For Ladies) Wear a frilly dress, go to the Textile cutting desk, and say:ALL YOUR LACE ARE BELONG TO US YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

#151: Same as this one, but for dudes. Have someone else bring a camera and take a picture of the desk clerk's reaction.

 

[Pride]

#152: 1) Clean out a Windex Bottle.
2) Fill it up with Blue Gatorade.
3) Drink that shit in public. (Spray it into your mouth)

 

[Squishy]

153: Steal a jetpack from somewhere and go flying all over Wal-Mart!

 

[Shiny Staraptor]

154. Dilute a bottle of ketchup with a bottle of water, and go into a stall in the bathroom. Scream manically, then slowly pour the mixture onto the floor. Make sure it slips out under the stall door.

 

[Chalkwriter]

#155: 1) Ask one of the assistants what the time is every five minutes.
2) If she gets annoyed, also ask her which store you are in.

 

[DracoMan]

#156: Put on a dress from one of the racks, play waltz music, and invite other shoppers to dance with you.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#157: dress up as Zeus, scream "I must kill Percy jackson as he did not ever say I love you dad to me!!!!!!!" and have a cosplayer dressed up as Percy die from a rubber thing of lightning

 

[Polkadot Jolteon]

Number 158:

Grab a tub of Pringles and EXPLODE EVERYTHING!!!!!!

 

[Almonds]

#159 Pretend to reach for the very top shelf. When someone helps you, run.

 

[Ash Ketchum!]

#160:
Get Mentos and Diet Coke, and put the Mentos inside of the Diet Coke. Enjoy making a mess.