1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[Baron Brixius]

#341 Tell a female cashier to go back to kitchen.

 

[Almonds]

#342 Take a bunch of friends with all their cellphones alarm set exactly at the same time and wait XDD

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#343
dress up as ash and sing the pokemon anime theme in every aisle. (i wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...)

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

#344 Keep all the fridges and freezers open to create a make-shift ice rink.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

#345: Ask an employee where your money is.

 

[Almonds]

#346 write down all of these on toilet paper and read them as you shop

 

[Mintaka]

#347 Count the number of tiles of the Walmart's floor.

 

[BanetteWobbuffet]

#348: Talk with friends in a made-up language. Then try to talk to employees in it.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

#349 Swap all the salt products with all the sugar products and see if anyone notices.

 

[DracoMan]

#350: Get a duck call and some stink bait and...do I really need to finish this thought?

 

[Taco]

#350: Swap items from different people's carts, until someone notices and you've gotta run away.

 

[Almonds]

#351 Juggle with the wine bottles

 

[DracoMan]

#353: Juggle with lit road flares.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

#354: Practise your mad parkour skills.

 

[Almonds]

#355 Ride a motorbike inside the store

 

[DracoMan]

#356: Play card games while riding the aforementioned motorbike.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

#357: Moon-walk through the aisles, preferably with a shopping cart.

 

[Almonds]

#358 have a shopping cart race with friends

 

[DracoMan]

#359: Leave Tribbles in various locations and have a whole pile ready to fall on some random shopper.

 

[TFSpock]

#360: Yell over the PA: "RED SPY IN THE BASE. ABORT MISSION". Repeat this until everyone either freaks out or leaves.