1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[Czechmate]

#361 Play poker with the cashier.

 

[Taco]

#362 Use two carts instead of one and walk around the store to block people's way.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

#363: Stack up a lot of toilet paper packages, costly as Red, then wait for people questioning who you are then punch them off your mountain. For this to work, you must be on top of the mountain.

 

[Almonds]

#364 play chess with the store manager

 

[breloom]

#365 Get a hammer and smash the my little pony DVDs

 

[97SaturnSL1]

366# run around screaming that the apocolups is happening when you find something in walmart that says made in usa

 

[DoctorWhy]

#367 Put on a mask, get a bike, go streaking

 

[Yuuki Asuna]

#368 whisper random crap to the cashier's ear in a random spooky voice

 

[DracoMan]

#369: Get on the PA and pretend to be the voice of God.

 

[Almonds]

#370 Sing the national anthem while shuffling

 

[DoctorWhy]

v Run around the store screaming "Justin Bieber and Twilight suck!!!"

 

[Pain Split]

#372: Tango with a shopping cart.

 

[DoctorWhy]

#373: Use the opposite gender's restroom

 

[Pain Split]

#374: Hug all the stuffed animals.

 

[Almonds]

#375 use a sharpie to sign your autograph on a cart

 

[BanetteWobbuffet]

#376 Get some friends to bring a cardboard tube/meter stick. (bring 1 yourself) Break into spontaneous sword-fights.

 

[Almonds]

#377 - watch a movie in the DVD sales corner

 

[Yuuki Asuna]

#378 stare at an orange carton because it says "concentrate"

 

[DoctorWhy]

# 379: Every time you read a label or name, say it very loudly and obnoxiously.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

#380: Drag-race with shopping carts.