1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[DracoMan]

#521: Dress up as a juggler and say "I've lost my balls!"

 

[Almonds]

#522: Dress up as Gary and go around saying "Smell ya later!"

 

[Ebail]

#523: Dress up as Seto Kaiba, and do whatever the hell you want like he does.

 

[Berrenta]

#524: Imitate the Old Spice guy.

 

[Almonds]

#525: Dye your hair green and say "Screw the rules I has green hair!"

 

[Akromatic]

#526 Murder someone, blame it on someone else, have them get arrested, wait 20 years, be surprised when they break out of jail, and while they push a knife into your neck say "It was all part of the plan".

 

[Berrenta]

#527 Do the Gangnam Style dance in front of the store.

 

[Water-noctowl]

#528 Dress up like a Mexican and steal nothing but the green cards from uno.

 

[Almonds]

#529 draw hearts on the walls

 

[Water-noctowl]

#530 Complain that none of the employes speak Estonian.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#531 do the moonwalk and hope everyone thinks your're Micheal Jacksons' son/daguther

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

#532 Secretly bury a tree seed underneath the store.

 

[Berrenta]

#533: Dress up like pirates and pillage the aisles. Arrr!

 

[mewing mewie mew]

#534: GET ALL POKEMON GAMES FROM THERE AND PLAY EM! (No wait MY DS ISNT HERE! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS GONNA PLAY POKEMON MYSTRY DUNGEON )

 

[DracoMan]

#535: Look at children's trading cards while asking someone else there if they like motorcycles.

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

#536 Go to Costco in Australia. BECAUSE IN SOVIET AUSTRALIA, WALLMARTS ARE REPLACED BY COSTCOS AND...well, that's about it.

 

[Almonds]

#537: Pretend to be one of the employees and ask the manager for a pay raise

 

[DracoMan]

#538: Try to buy something alcoholic, and when the cashier asks to see your ID, do the Jedi Mind Trick gesture and say, "You don't need to see my identification."

 

[Berrenta]

#539: Test your Parkour skills throughout the store.

 

[Water-noctowl]

#540 Announce over the loud speaker that target is better.
Btw are we going to just let this thread rot in the archives when we hit 1000?