1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[ReturnofMCH]

861)
have a courtroom battle in the vein of the ace attorney series, with cosplayers as phoenix wright, apollo justice, the unnamed judge, and miles edgeworth. (make the defendant and the culprit not wear any cosplay and dress as themselves)

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Credit to Animal Storyteller over on Fanfiction.net for these*

862. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

863. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

864. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.

865. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

866. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

867. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

868. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

869. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

870. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

871. Dart around the store loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

872. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

873. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

874. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

875. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

876. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

 

[Lysson]

877) Shout 'ASDA is better!' through out the store with your arms full with packs of Tea.

 

[mewing mewie mew]

878) throw blue balls at people with friends while pretending to be lucario, lucas, pikachu in his final smash and lucario kirby.

 

[Darrman]

879) Punch a security camera and annoy the cops. It's against the law!

 

[Me Gusta]

880: Play with all the my little ponies. When someone gets close, wave Princess Celestia in their face and yell "TO THE MOON!"

 

[indigohex]

881) Flood the entire store by turning on all taps in the bathrooms on full blast.

 

[Chibster]

882) Secretly put things into other people's shopping carts.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

883) realize that's been posted a couple times before.

 

[Taco]

884) Yell "Where is she!?" into the intercom.

 

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885) Blast J-Pop around the store

 

[Oshawott2003]

886: Do a Barrel Roll!!!!!!

 

[ReturnofMCH]

887) dress up as your favorite character from the board game clue (or cluedo, in the case of europeon walmarts) and say to the customer service:
it was colonial mustard, in the billiard room, with the candlestick!
888) cosplay as the most recent red power ranger from the most recent season, and see how many stares you get.

 

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889) sing the Pokemon theme at the front of the store

 

[Chibster]

883) realize that's been posted a couple times before.

Hmm maybe no one actually looks back to see if it was?? I don't understand how you'd realize if a post was posted a couple of times when you're bored at Walmart.

890) Warn everyone that there's a pack of angry wolves outside the store using the intercom.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

891) dress up as luigi, peter, egon, ray, and winston, and say there are ghosts in the walmart, and not to worry, the ghostbusters are there (plus luigi, thanks to cleaning up his mansion)

 

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892) have an epic anime style battle

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

#893 Spray paint a pig blue and kick it.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

894) yell at random people telling them they are communists and are traitors to american society.

 

[Almonds]

895: scream the national anthem at the top of your lungs