1000 Things To Do in Walmart When You're Bored

[Wispy Willow]

935: Get stuck in the air vent during the "pretend" robery because you're too fat.

 

[Blahmon]

936: Go to the paint department and turn their paint pigmenting machine into a retro paint gun for target practice

 

[mewing mewie mew]

937retend to be Kirby while eating Waffles with Mario, Pikachu and Link.

 

[DJ iOmega]

938) put this song on blast and sing along to the customers.

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939: set up a giant irl fire emblem game and have your units attack random people

 

[Blahmon]

940: Go to the automotive department, confiscated all their tire stock, and turn the back aisle into a Boot Camp training field

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

941: Cry in a corner because you're in a country with no Walmarts ;D;

 

[Pikochu]

942. Wonder why the hell you did not go to Target, Kmart and so forth instead.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

943: realize that ^'s post been my line for oh so long now.

 

[Blahmon]

944: start "waddle walking" in front of the cash registers like your one of the characters from Monty Python's Flying Circus

 

[DJ iOmega]

940: Go to the automotive department, confiscated all their tire stock, and turn the back aisle into a Boot Camp training field

945: Do this, but instead of turning the back aisle into a Boot Camp training field, You play tire bowling with the customers being the bowling pins.

 

[Lugia trainer]

946: Ductape the manager to the wall 5 ft. above the floor.

 

[pokefan548]

647: Go to 3 random people and tell them that they are fated to join you on a quest to awaken the 4 sacred crystals. Bonus points if one is an amnesiac from

Spoiler

an alternate dimension

 

[ReturnofMCH]

948: call 52 random people to complete the thread

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

#949 throw spoon at the drum kits.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

950: Try to get as many anagrams as possible with the store's name.

 

[Blahmon]

951: Go to the rerturns counter and demand that you want your money back for the secret identity you purchased there.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

#952: be batman.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

953: Wear a fox costume with an eyepatch and pirate hook. Hide in some sheet and place a sign saying "Sorry! Out of order" Then when people begin to look at you funny, chase after them.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

#954: stack some cans and get people to pay you $1 for three throws, and tell them they will win $50 if they knock them down. Little do they know you've glued the cans to the floor...