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A BLT sandwich in a really nice sports jacket walks into a bar.
And by bar, I mean a the kind of low-down, sticky-floored bar that your mother used to warn you about before the reaper came for her with the rabies. So, a BLT sandwich walks into a bar, takes one sniff of the place and already regrets his choice of drinking establishment. But in for a penny, in for a pound the sandwich thinks. Whilst you never really know what kind of bar you walk into, it looked so much nicer on the outside. Now, I'm not saying it was a palace carved out of marble, but it looked very decent.
So the BLT sandwich walks up to the bar, and it's a pretty decently warm day, roughly in the high twenties. "Boy." says the sandwich, wiping the mayonnaise from the top of his fore-bread, "I sure could do with a pint". He gets to the barman, and lo and behold, asks for a pint. "Can I get a pint of ..uh.. eh.. what kind of wheat beers do you have?" and the barman's like "ah, sorry, pal, we're strictly a lager pub.".
The sandwich immediately envisioned this perfect golden pint of nectar, glistening and gleaming with condensation. The most perfect partner for a parched sandwich like him. The sandwich takes off his jacket, possibly by Armani, and says to the barman "Oh, that's a shame, but no trouble. Can I get a pint of Tennant's?"
And the barman says "Nah mate, we don't serve food here."
And by bar, I mean a the kind of low-down, sticky-floored bar that your mother used to warn you about before the reaper came for her with the rabies. So, a BLT sandwich walks into a bar, takes one sniff of the place and already regrets his choice of drinking establishment. But in for a penny, in for a pound the sandwich thinks. Whilst you never really know what kind of bar you walk into, it looked so much nicer on the outside. Now, I'm not saying it was a palace carved out of marble, but it looked very decent.
So the BLT sandwich walks up to the bar, and it's a pretty decently warm day, roughly in the high twenties. "Boy." says the sandwich, wiping the mayonnaise from the top of his fore-bread, "I sure could do with a pint". He gets to the barman, and lo and behold, asks for a pint. "Can I get a pint of ..uh.. eh.. what kind of wheat beers do you have?" and the barman's like "ah, sorry, pal, we're strictly a lager pub.".
The sandwich immediately envisioned this perfect golden pint of nectar, glistening and gleaming with condensation. The most perfect partner for a parched sandwich like him. The sandwich takes off his jacket, possibly by Armani, and says to the barman "Oh, that's a shame, but no trouble. Can I get a pint of Tennant's?"
And the barman says "Nah mate, we don't serve food here."