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Foreword by Alexandra Jennings
Mr. Westhouse writes of our Forefather with such wit, accuracy, and faithfulness that it is hard to comprehend the work that must have gone into this biography, which is surely his magnum opus. This biography of The One Who Brought Light is a shining beacon for those who wish to learn more of His Glory. As such, the Department of the Interior places this book on a mandatory reading list for all citizens of The North American Republic, and the biography is freely distributed at all government facilities. It has become the number one read, distributed, and quoted book of all time. As such, we shall commence, and let His Majesty teach us through these writings. Welcome.
Ch. 1; Youth
Philip Wreathings, Our Forefather, was born on April 23rd, 2043 into a standard household for America at the time. His mother was his primary caregiver, and his father an electrician. It is unknown where He was born, but most historians agree on Sol, Michigan as His childhood town. Young Philip was a prodigal child, demonstrating adept skills at navigating society, as well as an intellectual genius. He idolized the writings of the philosopher Hobbes, and wrote several treatises on the concept of societal duties by the age of 17. He entered several philosophy groups and debates, but was frequently frustrated by the lack of a greater view that His acquaintances had. After graduating high school, He would focus on attaining a political career, where His ascent would be attained.
Ch. 2; Rising
The Forefather was first elected to presidential office at age 35, with an overwhelming majority of votes cast in His favor. During his time in office, He made several large alterations to His government, due to His party having a majority in both the courts and legislature. Firstly, He removed the term limit, allowing Him to stay in office indefinitely, a universal improvement to the government. Furthermore, The Light Bringer outlawed the existence of any political part opposing the ideals of the one in power. Finally, He invested heavily in military technology. The following advancements allowed The Glorious One to conquer nearby territories bordering the formerly named United States of America, now named the North American Republic, recognizing its dominion over the entirety of North America and how it ruled what was best for the people.
Several departments created during this time period were: The Department of Interior Security, The Department of Communications, The Department of Continental Affairs, and The Department of Electoral Security. All of them had unique roles, and are a key aspect of the current government. Furthermore, He Who Is Serene shifted or disbanded several departments that were not helping the North American Republic's economy, such as The Department of the Interior, which was moved away from natural resource management to public control. His tenure was grand, but a horrible tragedy befell Him...
Ch. 3; Ascendance
On August 22, 2099, just shy of His day of birth, a demonic, cruel creature rose from the earth, and ended His reign in fire. The name of this creature was destroyed, forever forgotten and reviled. After a week of mourning, the government started a bloody, righteous campaign to terminate all insurgents. Several million were killed, and the government had damning evidence that they were guilty of collusion with the unnamed assailant. In His honor, the week of His death and birth are set aside as a government and public holiday.
After the Forefather's death, the Church of Wreathings was created, and dedicates itself to the worship of The Light Bringer. It has, by official government data, over 900,000,000 members (roughly half of the total N.A.R population).
Several notable and a large number of unnotable historians, scientists, and journalists have dedicated their lives to His life. In fact, the oath that one swears when you enter those professions (and several others, such as those involved in law or politics) includes "undying loyalty to Philip Wreathings, the government, and the national identity of the North American Republic".
It is also notable that, directly after the Forefather's death, nearly every nation on the face of the planet declared a simultaneous war upon the N.A.R., hoping to strike an underhanded blow while the government was in shock. However, with military technology the government had kept secret for ages, a first-strike defense was achieved, and now any opposing nations or forces are vaporized, gratitude of the neutron bomb.
Thus was the life of He Who Brought Light, Philip Wreathings. A deity among men, who universally improved all life, and whose memory shall be forever entrenched into the N.A.R., never forgotten and forever cherished.
[Fin.]
Mr. Westhouse writes of our Forefather with such wit, accuracy, and faithfulness that it is hard to comprehend the work that must have gone into this biography, which is surely his magnum opus. This biography of The One Who Brought Light is a shining beacon for those who wish to learn more of His Glory. As such, the Department of the Interior places this book on a mandatory reading list for all citizens of The North American Republic, and the biography is freely distributed at all government facilities. It has become the number one read, distributed, and quoted book of all time. As such, we shall commence, and let His Majesty teach us through these writings. Welcome.
Ch. 1; Youth
Philip Wreathings, Our Forefather, was born on April 23rd, 2043 into a standard household for America at the time. His mother was his primary caregiver, and his father an electrician. It is unknown where He was born, but most historians agree on Sol, Michigan as His childhood town. Young Philip was a prodigal child, demonstrating adept skills at navigating society, as well as an intellectual genius. He idolized the writings of the philosopher Hobbes, and wrote several treatises on the concept of societal duties by the age of 17. He entered several philosophy groups and debates, but was frequently frustrated by the lack of a greater view that His acquaintances had. After graduating high school, He would focus on attaining a political career, where His ascent would be attained.
Ch. 2; Rising
The Forefather was first elected to presidential office at age 35, with an overwhelming majority of votes cast in His favor. During his time in office, He made several large alterations to His government, due to His party having a majority in both the courts and legislature. Firstly, He removed the term limit, allowing Him to stay in office indefinitely, a universal improvement to the government. Furthermore, The Light Bringer outlawed the existence of any political part opposing the ideals of the one in power. Finally, He invested heavily in military technology. The following advancements allowed The Glorious One to conquer nearby territories bordering the formerly named United States of America, now named the North American Republic, recognizing its dominion over the entirety of North America and how it ruled what was best for the people.
Several departments created during this time period were: The Department of Interior Security, The Department of Communications, The Department of Continental Affairs, and The Department of Electoral Security. All of them had unique roles, and are a key aspect of the current government. Furthermore, He Who Is Serene shifted or disbanded several departments that were not helping the North American Republic's economy, such as The Department of the Interior, which was moved away from natural resource management to public control. His tenure was grand, but a horrible tragedy befell Him...
Ch. 3; Ascendance
On August 22, 2099, just shy of His day of birth, a demonic, cruel creature rose from the earth, and ended His reign in fire. The name of this creature was destroyed, forever forgotten and reviled. After a week of mourning, the government started a bloody, righteous campaign to terminate all insurgents. Several million were killed, and the government had damning evidence that they were guilty of collusion with the unnamed assailant. In His honor, the week of His death and birth are set aside as a government and public holiday.
After the Forefather's death, the Church of Wreathings was created, and dedicates itself to the worship of The Light Bringer. It has, by official government data, over 900,000,000 members (roughly half of the total N.A.R population).
Several notable and a large number of unnotable historians, scientists, and journalists have dedicated their lives to His life. In fact, the oath that one swears when you enter those professions (and several others, such as those involved in law or politics) includes "undying loyalty to Philip Wreathings, the government, and the national identity of the North American Republic".
It is also notable that, directly after the Forefather's death, nearly every nation on the face of the planet declared a simultaneous war upon the N.A.R., hoping to strike an underhanded blow while the government was in shock. However, with military technology the government had kept secret for ages, a first-strike defense was achieved, and now any opposing nations or forces are vaporized, gratitude of the neutron bomb.
Thus was the life of He Who Brought Light, Philip Wreathings. A deity among men, who universally improved all life, and whose memory shall be forever entrenched into the N.A.R., never forgotten and forever cherished.
[Fin.]
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