Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BMGf

[YumeHeart]

Well, here we go again-- Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, part 3!

Well, for starters, how have we managed to fill up two threads of this? O_O

 

[Kasumi]

Ummm... because... er... we are very productive. Yes, indeed!

What was the question again?

 

[YumeHeart]

It was, "Aren't we so amazingly productive?" XD

Would would your teacher say if s/he saw this?

 

[Pacific Pikachu]

"Bwahahaha. Welsh Corgis shall take over the earth! And then, they shall be taken over by this thread! And then we will have to save the Welsh Corgis, because they're so cute! But we are the source of the power of this thread, so it all turns out to be rather complicated."

...Except that's what I would say.

Could somebody please direct me to Rakuen ('Paradise')? *Whimpers*

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

No

Why isn't the sky green?

 

[Shiksa ♥]

Because the sky is orange/red in the song where it explicity says "aozora." (soko ni sora ga aru kara)

IS there a point to this?

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

Not really, we're just wasting a few seconds of our lives posting into this pointless topic

Why don't we live on Mars?

 

[Kasumi]

Because that way it wouldn't be funny for Marvin the Martian to make Earth explode.

If we lived on Mars, would Marvin move to Earth to make Mars explode?

 

[Shiksa ♥]

No, he would move to Neptune and then make the universe explode. O_O

Is this okay?

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

NO! IT'S NOT OK - NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!

Who will be the next person to read my FanFic?

 

[jigglysama]

Bill Cosby! He can give ya some jello if thr story is good enough!

What is Mewtwo's favorite day of the year?

 

[YumeHeart]

The 2nd day of every month!

Who invented pencil sharpeners?

 

[jigglysama]

Some person who needed to sharpen his pencils... either he or Bill Cosby when he had a serious diarriea(sp?)!

Have you ever seen a pregnant bike?

 

[Shiksa ♥]

No, and I hope I'll see one. And though I've never seen a pregnant bike, I'd rather see one than be one.

What would you see if you had an eye on the bottom on your foot?

 

[The Muyo]

Hop around on one foot so I wouldn't get sock lint in my eye.

Who was looking for the demented cartoon movie?

 

[Kasumi]

Bill Cosby! Who else?

What will you be doing on February 31st?

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

Nowt. Unless somebody creates another 2 days in February, which means I'll be on the Internet.

Is there a God?

 

[vanished]

Yes. He sends the googlebots that send this thread to Saddam Hussein.

Got milk?

 

[YumeHeart]

*throws empty milk carton in the trash* Uh, no! Why would you think of that? *puts on a large overcoat and sunglasses* Uh, well, I'll be going now! Gotta uh.... gotta go water the flowers. Yeah, that's right.... they'll die if I don't! Must be going now! *nervous laugh* I'm innocent, really!! *runs away*

How can I grow mutant flowers that take over the world?

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

Create ToMacco with added flower petals

Why isn't life just one big computer or a dream on which we have yet to make up in?