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The Perverted Lady Who Loved Kurama
There was this time when my friend and meh were sitting on the edge of a forest putting together a puzzle or something random like that. Then Kurama walked up to us and said "Hey girls, do you want to go to dinner with me?" We giggled and replied yes, of course. "Okay, meet me by the elevator at six." So at six we went to the elevator which was like five feet away from the forest place. We went in the elevator next to Kurama, along with this lady in a formal dress and tied up hair and her husband. I was holding a basket and standing next to Kurama. He smelled so good and I couldn't even look up at him. I felt so ashamed because he had this beautiful scent, and I didn't smell like anything for him. We got off the elevator into the resturant. I tried not to look at Kurama, and I was chewing my perogies, trying to think of a good way to tell him that he smelled good. He kept nuzzling and hugging me and my best friend. The lady and her husband were just being dumb and eating. We finished and I left a tip of ten cents. We left via the elevator again but I still couldn't tell Kurama that he smelled so wonderful. So then my best friend, me, and her husband left the elevator, and so did Kurama aand lady. But Kurama and lady went back behind the elevator, and she started putting herself on Kurama. I started walking towards them like I was invisble. I wanted to rip her off but it was so hot in that area. I couldn't do anything so I left, and then I had to go back to school.
Isn't it so pathetic that that story is a dream I had once?
Yes. You have officially had the second most pathetic dream in all existence, second to only Karasu's dream of Kurama and all those leather toys. ::Shivers::
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