Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BMGf

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

Because it is a Smelly Sawk! [/lamest joke ever]

Why do Magikarp splash, even in water? They're fish, after all. They can swim...I think.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

First of all that joke was pretty funny.

And to answer your question because splashing water is fun.

Why does Throh get a signature move that actually has nothing to do with throwing?

 

[King Robert]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

Because he's cool that way.

Why is Sawk blue and Throh red?

 

[Kutomba]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

Because of the way the light reflects off their ugly bodies.

Why did I kill my vaccum cleaner?

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

Because it, in turn, had killed many innocent dust pellets.

Why are the Pokedex entries for non-Gen V Pokes in BW so unoriginal?

 

[chimera]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

Because Ash wrote them.
Why are there so many errors in the Ultimate Pokemon Handbook?

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

Because Ash wrote them.

What is the largest English word?

 

[Super Seaking]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

Your mom

Why am I always hungry?

 

[chimera]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

^ Because your only attack is I'm Hungry Attack.
Who let Ash write the Pokedex entries for BW and the Ultimate Handbook?

 

[Trainer G]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

^ Probably Gary, isn't he a great professor already.
Do Pokémon poo?

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

It's for kids. So, no.

Do Pokemon eat other Pokemon (off-screen or otherwise)?

 

[chimera]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

^ No, they eat rai chu chu rai.
Why am I talking in Raichuish?

 

[Dialgarules]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

Because you are a Raichu.

Potato?

 

[chimera]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

^ Chips!
Why do clocks tell time?

 

[TFSpock]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

They don't. THEY SCREAM TIME IN UR FACES! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the whale puke on the submarine?

 

[Catspring]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

To get to the other side.

Can I have a monster strawberry?

 

[Steel_Justice]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

We're out of those, we have monster cherries if you're interested.

Is that so?

 

[chimera]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

^ Yes, it is so.
Do they sell barbarian Barbies at Target?

 

[LugiaNinetails]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

Yes but that old man over there bought the last one
is he obssessed with barbarian barbies?

 

[chimera]

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer-- the thread that will someday rule BM

^ Yes, he uses them to violently murder any Chingling he sees for no reason.
When will this thread rule BGMf?