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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Pandaun, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. MegaPod

    MegaPod Purple Mage

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    A horrid species of Disney character that has giant, grotesque dish-shaped ears.

    Where did my time go?
     
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    Luminaria Happy New Year!

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    Celebi and Dialga.

    How do you exterminate Klefki?
     
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    A Fire- or Ground-type move works best, though a laser arm does the job nicely.

    What's round, blue, and full of mosquitoes?
     
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    Max1996 Dragon Pokemon

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    Buzzwole.

    What is a bun?
     
  5. Luminaria

    Luminaria Happy New Year!

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    The bread used in burgers......No, wait! A hairstyle?..........Uggghhhh!!! *explodes*

    Why is Ibuki Mioda fragile from strangulation?
     
  6. Bigdbigd03

    Bigdbigd03 Just Bigd, that's my nickname Caillou fans.

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    What?

    What is 2 - 1 + -1
     
  7. The Light

    The Light Eternal Kommissar

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    MATH!

    Why can't I drink food and eat drinks?
     
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    Max1996 Dragon Pokemon

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    Food is a liquid. You can't drink that.

    What is a napkin?
     
  9. MegaPod

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    It's when your family has a short sleep.

    How do you warn a six-foot-tall tailor of flying purple walnuts in chocolate-drizzled, augmented oral sign language?
     
  10. Luminaria

    Luminaria Happy New Year!

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    Grab a warning sign. Simple.

    Why do strange things appear in my soup?
     
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    Because you spend too much time playing on this forum while eating soup filled with hallucinatory drugs.

    Where's the book?! WHERE'S THE BOOK?!?!
     
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    Luminaria Happy New Year!

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    The book is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book..... Bookception.

    Why are Team Plasma hypocrites?
     
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    Because Hippocrates was an important historical figure.

    What's the difference between a bike and a walnut?
     
  14. TouyaShiro

    TouyaShiro Master of the "Do It Yourself" Theme Tune

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    About 2 inches.

    Do you know what happens if a bot settles down on a beach to live a life of solitude?
     
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    Luminaria Happy New Year!

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    The bot short-circuits and breaks due to being wet by waves.

    Why does Tapu Koko's name remind me of an Internet catchphrase, "top kek?"
     
  16. TouyaShiro

    TouyaShiro Master of the "Do It Yourself" Theme Tune

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    [​IMG]

    What happens if I break down?
     
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    Time Breaker Gravity Manipulator

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    Then your body is experimented on and eventually has a nearly dead human placed in it.
    No one will get this lol

    Can you explode twice?
     
  18. Luminaria

    Luminaria Happy New Year!

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    I cannot, since *explodes* I already ex-*esplodes*

    Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
     
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    How tough am I? I once trekked through miles upon miles of scorching desert sands...

    ...without any sunblock.


    Why can Nidoqueen not breed with Nidoking?
     
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    TouyaShiro Master of the "Do It Yourself" Theme Tune

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    People say it's an image of purity, but it's probably more likely to be because it's just past its prime at that point.

    Do you know if...?
     
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